Haiku for Cathy
A sixth anniversary elegy.
Uncle Tom & the Twins – Their Quest for Honesty
This is the companion piece to ‘Manopause & Manstruation’ and is, basically, a skit on how ‘health’ sites view erectile dysfunction – wankers!
Eggy Road
This is not right! I expected an antiseptis smell, walking past beds with twitching nutters in them, angrily covered in piss, shit and vomit with beeping beeps blaring out incessantly.
Manopause & Manstruation
‘Dear Dr. Lin Nu How, I really don’t know whether you are an agony aunt or a philosopher walking gently on rice paper within the soft steps of Sun Bu Er. Anyway...
Excerpts from ‘Archie’
‘WHAT A STRANGE, demented feeling it gives me when I realise I have spent whole days before this inkstone, with nothing better to do, jotting down at random whatever nonsensical thoughts have entered my head.’
(Kenko)
Dao Bog Gods, Fu Kai Wen & the Seven Gardens of Gethsemane
As well as being a philosophy, Daoism is also a very peculiar religion with at least one hundred gods surrounding the humble toilet......
Chuang Tzu & The Tree
‘Hui-tzu then said to Chuang-tzu, “I have a gigantic tree, but its trunk is too gnarled for the plumb line and its branches too twisted for the ruler; even if it were set in the middle of the road, carpenters would pay no attention to it. Now what you say is grandiose but useless, rejected by everyone alike….
Mi Wehs Once Ate Black Acorns Here
Mi Wehs once black acorns her, saw a monolith crash on awesome snow dust exploding to reveal our gods.
