Eggy Road
This is not right! I expected an antiseptis smell, walking past beds with twitching nutters in them, angrily covered in piss, shit and vomit with beeping beeps blaring out incessantly.
It’s No Yolk!
‘Living with Crohn’s is exhausting’ – what a vast understatement!
Mind Monkeys Tale
‘You are thinking too much again!’
Manopause & Manstruation
Excerpts from ‘Archie’
‘WHAT A STRANGE, demented feeling it gives me when I realise I have spent whole days before this inkstone, with nothing better to do, jotting down at random whatever nonsensical thoughts have entered my head.’
(Kenko)
Dao Bog Gods, Fu Kai Wen & the Seven Gardens of Gethsemane
Wu Chi
Discovering the fullness of Nothing
Chuang Tzu & The Tree
‘Hui-tzu then said to Chuang-tzu, “I have a gigantic tree, but its trunk is too gnarled for the plumb line and its branches too twisted for the ruler; even if it were set in the middle of the road, carpenters would pay no attention to it. Now what you say is grandiose but useless, rejected by everyone alike….
Choice
Choice is illusion…









