Draped Nude Twat Tits

Draped Nude Twat Tits

‘Draped Nude’ (originally entitled ‘Femme nue drapée’), is an oil on canvas measuring 45.7cm x 37.5 and is thought to have been created during the spring of 1936 when Matisse was resident in Nice. The piece was purchased from the artist by Paul Rosenburg who was an influential Paris art dealer with sole rights to represent Pablo…
Gag Boy

Gag Boy

Age five was his first introduction to fight or flee adrenalin rush disabled from release. His first memory. He took me. How dat bastard dad fucker even new were the f’ing skool waz, I dunno. Nobody didn’t even no ’e ’ad no lingos! When his ‘windy’ closed (he has affection for it now), his older sister could…
Moonscapes of Sarakiniko

Moonscapes of Sarakiniko

Milos is an f’ing shit tip!!!! Hey J! On a Blue Star having a rant. Despite their reputation, I’ve always loved that ‘roll on’ ‘roll off’ fear – was it really you who told me about the sinking before we sold them to the Med? Anyway, the ferries are faves for me. Landings are disappointments. When you…
The Man Who Knew Everything

The Man Who Knew Everything

There was once a man who thought he was the cleverest man in the world. He thought he could understand things in a way that nobody else could and that he was always right. He would get up in the morning and his wife would say to him ‘It’s a nice day today,’ and he would say ‘It will be nicer tomorrow’ or ‘It’s too nice because of global warming’ or ‘No thanks to the government.’